My name's Maya, and I was born in 1984 (I still need to read that book...)

I enjoy renting movies from Netflix, eating, drinking coffee, and when the wind blows the hair out of my face. The beach is wonderful. I also like going on trips very much. People watching is fun. I'm observant, intense, and loyal.

Woody Allen, Stephin Merritt, Conan O'Brien, Wes Anderson, Stephen Colbert and Peter Sellers are people whose work I admire quite a bit.

Some of my favorite phrases include "in a nutshell," "row your boat!" and "where's my kayak?!"